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It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

只有付出的爱是痛苦的,但比这更痛苦是爱一个人却没有勇气让那人知道你的感情。

A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you?only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

生命中令人悲伤的一件事是你遇到了一个对你来说很重要的人,但却最终发现你们有缘无份,因此你不得不放手。

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with?never say a word?and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.

最好的朋友就是那种能和你促膝而坐,彼此不说只字片语,分别时却感到这是你有过的最好的一次交流!

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve bee* ***sing until it arrives.

的确只有当我们失去时才知道曾拥有的是什么,同样,只有当我们拥有了才知道曾经失去了什么。


第四世 金童??王士友 玉女??钱玉莲
此世夫妻是在宋王朝时期了。

山西洪洞县丰荣村,有一富翁王正道,夫人周氏。同村又有一富翁钱士珍,夫人江氏。二人夫人同时怀胎,便指腹为婚。十月期满,王正道夫人生下一名男孩,取名王士友,钱士珍夫人则生下一名女孩,取名钱玉莲。
但天有不测风云。钱玉莲七八岁时,母亲亡故。钱士珍另娶王珊续弦。最初几个月,王氏颇得好评,但是后来便露出后娘嘴脸,对钱玉莲百般虐待。钱士珍虽然知道,但是行将就木,无力回天,在钱玉莲十八岁那年一命呜呼。
钱士珍死后,王士友上京考试。到了开封府,主仆二人在招商店住下。第二天晚上三更时分,忽听有人敲门。来者乃是一名年轻的少妇,一身缟素,如花似玉。但是王士友不为所动,使少妇知难而退。这点功德,经由小鬼报上天庭,给他记了大大一功。因此,三场考罢,王士友高中状元。上殿朝见皇帝赵恒,赵恒见他仪表堂堂,非常喜欢,特降旨留他在京做官(这可是莫大的荣耀,当时考中的人,按例都是要发放到外地从小官作起的)。王士友只好留下,派家人回山西老家报信。王员外夫妇听闻儿子中了状元,高兴过度,竟然一口气上不来,双双归西。
王士友接到噩耗,悲痛不已。次日上朝奏明皇帝。皇帝便允他回家料理丧事,安葬完毕,克日回京。王士友赶回山西,披麻戴孝一个月,因有君命在身,不可多留,临回京前,写了一封信给钱玉莲。告诉她,三年孝服期满,再回京完婚。
钱王本是同村,王士友回来奔丧,钱玉莲早已知道,以为他可以把自己迎娶过去。但是左盼右盼,消息全无。再一打听,王士友已经回京。而王士友的那封信也没送到她的手上。因为继母王珊早就有了周密计划。信经过她手,自然撕得粉碎。而那个时代,女孩子大门不出,二门不迈,不可能和外界通消息。
王珊自丈夫死后,难守空闺,便和邻居一个游手好闲的家伙勾搭上了。二人对钱玉莲白日黑夜的虐待,就是要她早日归阴,好尽情享受家产。最后,一顿毒打之后,钱玉莲终于受不了了,半夜跑到江边,跪在地上告曰:?父母在上,阴灵有知,前来接你女儿。?又曰:?士友郎君,姻缘本是前订,你在京城,怎知我的苦楚??言毕,抱着一块石头,投江而死。
而在开封当官的王士友,有一天早朝回府,忽然迎面扑来一阵阴风,阴风中隐隐约约,一个女孩向她招手,不禁打了一个寒颤。回府之后,躺在床上昏迷不醒,又见那女孩来哭曰:?我是你妻钱玉莲,被继母奸夫逼迫,投江而死,尸首在十棵柳树下,求夫君为我申冤。?后来,王士友被皇帝命为钦差大臣,专查此案。王士友到了洪洞县,找到了十棵柳树,果然看见了钱玉莲的尸首,面如生色,全身上下全是鞭伤烙痕,怀中还揣着婚书和绝命书。王士友将继母奸夫抓来,严审之后,斩首示众,为未婚妻报了大仇。但是王士友却因为思念过度,悔恨交加,一病不起了。

这是金童玉女的第四世,也是最可怜的。一对爱得极深的男女,一生竟未曾有一面之缘。可叹,可悲!


Source: internet

Facebook,直译成中文意思是脸书,顾名思义是希望能成为一本大家翻翻就可以找到所有熟悉面孔的书。它是一个将网络社会化的站点,于2004年2月4日正式上线。

Facebook的创始人是马克?扎克伯格(Mark Zuckerberg),另一个哈佛大学的学生,网络上被誉为比尔盖茨第二。最初,注册Facebook的仅仅允许于哈佛学院本科生部的学生,在之后的两个月内,注册者迅速扩展到波士顿地区的其他高校(波士顿学院 Boston College、波士顿大学 Boston University、麻省理工学院 MIT、特福茨大学 Tufts等等)以及罗切斯特大学 Rochester、斯坦福 Stanford、纽约大学 NYU、西北大学和所有的长春藤名校。第二年,更多其他学校的学生也被获准加入进来。最终,在全球范围内有一个大学后缀电子邮箱的人(如 .edu, .ac.uk等)都可以注册。再之后,在Facebook中也可以建立起高中和公司的社会化网络。而从2006年9月11日起,任何用户输入有效电子邮件地址和自己的年龄段,都可以加入。

据2007年7月数据,Facebook在所有以服务于大学生为主要业务的网站中,拥有最多的用户:三千四百万活跃用户(包括在非大学网络中的用户)。从2006年9月到2007年9月间,该网站在全美网站中的排名由第60名上升至第7名。同时Facebook是美国排名第一的照片分享站点,每天上载八百五十万张照片。这甚至超过其他专门的照片分享站点,如Flickr。网站的名字Facebook来自传统的纸质花名册。通常美国的大学和预科学校把这种印有学校社区所有成员的花名册发放给新来的学生和教职员工,帮助大家认识学校的其他成员。

运营状况

网站对用户是免费的,其收入来自广告。广告包括横幅广告和由商家赞助的小组(2006年4月,有消息称Facebook每周的收入超过一百五十万美元)。用户建立自己的档案页,其中包括照片和个人兴趣;用户之间可以进行公开或私下留言;用户还可以加入其他朋友的小组。用户详细的个人信息只有同一个社交网络(如学校或公司)的用户或被认证了的朋友才可以查看。据TechCrunch(硅谷最著名的IT新闻博客)报道,在Facebook覆盖的所有学校中,85%的学生有Facebook档案;(所有这些加入Facebook的学生中)60%每天都登陆Facebook,85%至少每周登陆一次,93%至少每个月一次。据Facebooke 发言人Chris Hughes说,用户平均每天在Facebook上花19分钟。据新泽西州一家专门进行大学市场调研的公司?学生监听?在2006年进行的调研显示,Facebook在本科生认为最in的事中排名第二,仅次于苹果的iPod,和啤酒与性并列。

起步和发展

Mark Zuckerberg在Andrew McCollum和Eduardo Saverin的支持下,于2004年2月创办了’The Facebook’。当时他是哈佛大学的学生。月底的时候,半数以上的哈佛本科生已经成了注册用户。其时,Dustin Moskovitz和Chris Hughes加入进来,帮助网站的推广,将Facebook扩展到麻省理工学院、波士顿大学和波士顿学院。扩展一直持续到2004年4月,包括了所有长春藤院校和其他一些学校。之后的一个月,Zuckerberg,McCollum和Moskovitz搬到加利福尼亚州的Palo Alto市(斯坦福大学所在地,硅谷的发源地),在Adam D’Angelo和Sean Parker(著名的第一代P2P音乐分享网站Napster的创始人)的帮助下继续Facebook的发展。同年9月,Facebook获得了PayPal创始人Peter Thiel提供的约五十万美金的天使投资。到12月时,Facebook的用户数超过100万。


Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

chicken crossing road

Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because tructuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I’ll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann Friedrich von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Jack Nicholson: ‘Cause it (censored) wanted to. That’s the (censored) reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you’d cross the road too!

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately … and suck all the marrow out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Molly Yard: It was a hen!

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Newt Gingrich: Because he was not on welfare long enough to lose his initiative.

Jimmy Carter: You can’t know until you walk a mile in his shoes.

President Clinton: Because he was not afraid of change.

Bill Gates: Because he didn’t have information at his fingertips.


一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾随跟踪,美女很害怕,正好路过一片坟地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座坟墓前说:?爸爸,开门吧,我回来了?。吓的好色男子狂奔而去。 美女为自己的聪明得意地笑了起来,哪知笑声未落,从坟墓里传出一个阴森森的声音说:?闺女,你咋又忘记带钥匙了呢??吓得美女尖叫著跑了。 这时,一个盗墓者从坟墓里爬了出来,说:?影响我工作,吓死你?。突然发现墓碑前有一老者,手拿凿子在刻墓碑,就好奇地问:?你在干吗??老者生气地说:?这些不肖子孙把我的墓碑都刻错了,只好自己来改啦?。盗墓者一听,吓得撒腿就跑了。 看著盗墓者的背影,老者冷笑道:?跟老子抢生意,吓死你?。一不小心,凿子掉地上了,老者正要弯腰去拾,却看见从草丛中伸出一只手,同时还有个冷冰冰声音:? 啊,敢乱改我的门牌号?。吓得老者连滚带爬地跑了。 一个拾荒者从草丛中爬出来,捡起地上的凿子,感叹道:?这年头,捡块烂铁还得费这么大神。?祝辛苦挣钱的同志们天天快乐 !

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